Rekt Anonymous

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Participants must register to attend: https://lu.ma/smsf7n1t "Ever deployed a smart contract with a > instead of an ≥? Left your private keys in a public GitHub repo? Accidentally DoS'd your own protocol during mainnet launch? Welcome to the club – we've all been there, and it's time to embrace the chaos. Join SEAL for Rekt Anonymous, where security experts gather to share their most spectacular failures in a judgment-free zone. This isn't your typical conference talk where everything went perfectly – this is where we spill the tea on our biggest oopsies, learn from each other's pain, and maybe laugh about it (now that the crisis is over). What to expect: -- Round table confessions from battle-scarred security pros -- Stories that'll make your worst bug feel like a minor inconvenience --Actually useful lessons learned from real-world disasters -- Therapeutic group bonding over shared trauma -- Zero judgment, maximum learning. How to join: Submit a TLDR of your most embarrassing security oopsies when you apply. Don't hold back – we want the juicy details of how you accidentally became the villain in someone else's post-mortem. The more devastating, the better your chances of getting in. This is a safe space for security professionals to admit that yes, we've all pushed to prod on a Friday, and yes, we've all learned the hard way why that's a terrible idea. ​When: June 30th, 2:00-3:15pm Vibe: AA meeting meets security conference meets group therapy. Come get rekt with us. Misery loves company, and company loves learning from misery. This event is taking place as part of EthCC, and will only be open to EthCC ticket holders"